Inverting Life

I got the below as a SMS, and found it quite funny .


A prospective couple, just before they are to cross the altar, are conversing.

He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave???
He: No! Don't ever think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course.
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No!!! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such a person.
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes
She: Dear!

Once they got married, they had the same conversation, from bottom to top.